Lies parents told us AS KIDS

Since the comments on our last post were an absolute riot, we decided to ask people what lies their parents told them as kids, and boy were there a LOT of them!!! We get it, parenting is often a walk through Jurassic Park. Parents have been pulling a fast one since time immemorial, expertly concocting ingenious lies within a split second. After all, with great power comes the great responsibility… of coming up with world class lies.