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Mervyn to enter life of celibacy
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Public Relations Minister Mervyn Silva said today he would eventually enter a life of celibacy.
“Maybe in the future I might enter a life of celibacy. But not right now, because all the organs in my body are functioning properly,” he told a news conference. (Jayashika Padmasiri)
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Sean Lopez Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:04 AM
Newspapers should not carry nonsense by third class political henchmen like this man, don't waste our time, the news is misleading, it has no facts, he means he will practise celebacy after his penis is not erected. It is not news, any old man of that nature is naturally do it.
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lincoln Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:08 AM
Please tell me why we discuss things about this person? I am sure this newspaper has better things to write on.
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RegularJoe Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:55 AM
i regret the 9.8 seconds i spent reading this ...
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Jayraj Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:15 AM
once your main organ fails, take VIAGRA, dont have to enter life of celibacy.
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kusum Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:55 AM
He is chase away from kalaniya. This is the only option he has.
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weha Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:50 AM
He is just a joker trying to divert the peoples attention from pressing issues.
wonder why do we even waste our time reading about him.0 17
Jackson Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:47 AM
We need you Mervyn for sheer entertainment at times we are confronted loads of problems.
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Thomas Ranger Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:27 AM
This is one hell of a fantastic suggestion - if not for the world, only for Sri Lanka - a land governed by fools.
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garawi Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:22 AM
He is waiting until the organ fails to enter celibacy! He doesn't have to do that it will happen naturally when it fails!
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de alwis lalith Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:18 AM
all the organs are functioning well but only brain is not normal
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piyal Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:05 AM
HE IS TALKING TO THE BRAINY VOTERS IN KELANIYA
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Amarathunga Chandika Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:58 AM
Yes Mohammed, itseems some cronic decease had stuck Mervyns brain, that is why he is uttering nonesones.
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Fusion Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:56 AM
Don't forget over 150,000 idiots voted for him. I'd really like to know what kind of psychological state those voters were in.
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kolla Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:34 AM
I think we should named the April 1st as "Mervin Silvas Day".
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hashhhsl Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:33 AM
Organs includes brain Mr.Silva which is more important when living a life
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Ravichandran Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:49 AM
Foolishes person commensts
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Chillout Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:29 AM
First thing that came to my mind too when i reading this...
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Vish W Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:31 AM
Surely isn't there better newsworthy items to report than the rantings and ravings of a ruffian of the worst kind?
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Sam Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:18 AM
puppet
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Ane mandaa Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:11 AM
Public Relations Minister going to cut all his public relations ? :D
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Spectators Saturday, 25 August 2012 04:51 AM
of course with such mindless rants
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Ken Saturday, 25 August 2012 08:03 AM
His brain doesn't function for sure.....
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conty Sunday, 26 August 2012 02:50 PM
You mean before Mervin was born????!!!!!!!!! Yes we would not have to hear such crap.
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sach Sunday, 26 August 2012 02:23 PM
Had his father entered celibacy in his early days, how nice it would be !
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Nari Sabry Sunday, 26 August 2012 05:32 AM
Oh, he has decided to potpone his celibacy. Poor wife!
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Haleem Deen Saturday, 25 August 2012 11:28 PM
How about becoming a Hindu priest in Munneshwaram? Then he can stop killing animals from with in and one day will get sacrificed as looks like a goat.
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Desapremi Saturday, 25 August 2012 04:49 PM
It's time to celibate your mouth organ. People will be more happy.
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shaan Saturday, 25 August 2012 03:15 PM
mr mervyn u look like a junior freddy silve
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Trehan Munasinghe Saturday, 25 August 2012 09:30 AM
Wow BREAKING NEWS !!!
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steve Saturday, 25 August 2012 08:47 AM
all organs exept his brain
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sach Saturday, 25 August 2012 08:50 AM
and u comment
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Subbiah Saturday, 25 August 2012 04:04 AM
The news is not newsworthy.
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Srilankan Saturday, 25 August 2012 08:02 AM
After all the organs stop function he will become impotent.Not necessary to Go for celibacy
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Wild Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:35 AM
Here we go again around the mull-berry-bush
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Thomas Ranger Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:50 AM
Does he have one ??
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richardson Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:33 AM
We must have some base ball bats ready for Doc Merwyn,
so his people can make pulp out of heads of those who bring animals for slaughter.0 1
Bikechain Bubbleband Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:31 AM
Who cares about you Mervyn Silva, either you live or die, no worries at any cost.
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idiot Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:20 AM
Whatever he utters become headlines. Isn't there any award , like 'Balls' Prize?
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Thomas Ranger Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:08 AM
Which he does not have.
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Kiris Baba Amaray Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:27 AM
There are somany problems in our country, who is bothered about this dirty linen Mervyn Silva.
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Kiris Baba Amaray Saturday, 25 August 2012 07:14 AM
Putha, in Dr. MS's case, all his Organs are working in the opposite directions that is the reason for his cronic signs and disorders..
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Rom Friday, 24 August 2012 01:32 PM
Well Well Well, Seems like you are getting reality check,
reminiscing guilt !!!!!0 11
Another Mervin Silva Friday, 24 August 2012 03:01 PM
Why? did somebody do anything to you which similar to what someone did to Ven. Kolonnawe Sri Sumangala in the parliament in 2004?
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dinnaga Friday, 24 August 2012 02:41 PM
SImply awesome and we pay him with tax payers hard earn money!
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peeda mossa Friday, 24 August 2012 02:28 PM
Eventually, sir ? No big deal ! We all do that when we grow old.
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Alexandar Friday, 24 August 2012 02:02 PM
Ha ha! this man is Joke!
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pon-son Friday, 24 August 2012 01:57 PM
Is it when the bas...d can not get up and walk and do stuff on his own?
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Jawfer Friday, 24 August 2012 02:07 PM
We know your body organs are working but inside head brain is doubtful
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Royalist Friday, 24 August 2012 01:45 PM
All organs. except the brain!
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lankaputha Friday, 24 August 2012 01:51 PM
Please readers who has a brain, don't comment. Just ignore this man
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Renu Friday, 24 August 2012 01:38 PM
Except for the Brain.
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sandeepa Friday, 24 August 2012 01:53 PM
yes...except the brain
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sach Friday, 24 August 2012 03:04 PM
misleading title
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NE Friday, 24 August 2012 01:22 PM
Except the brain................
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Imran Hussein Friday, 24 August 2012 01:31 PM
Except his brain.
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Lalindra Friday, 24 August 2012 01:19 PM
Please, Please, I implore to you, don't waste our time and yours by discussing this crazy man.
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Ferizani Friday, 24 August 2012 01:06 PM
Not only him,every human being will go through it after some time. And this cannot be considered as BREAKING NEWS.
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Mohammed Friday, 24 August 2012 01:25 PM
And DM you too. To publish such a third class comment
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Mohammed Friday, 24 August 2012 01:24 PM
Nut
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billa Friday, 24 August 2012 12:57 PM
Hey lunatic......your organs are already dead and your are a ghost now.
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Lobo Friday, 24 August 2012 12:46 PM
Aney thats nice. Will he also give up thuggery and extortion?
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Lobo Friday, 24 August 2012 12:34 PM
Whats the point of living a celibate life only after your organs have eased functioning? Kind of negates the whole point no?
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Mervyn Friday, 24 August 2012 05:40 PM
I also will refrain from a corrupt life. At the moment it's functioning well.
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Crazy Horse Saturday, 25 August 2012 03:47 AM
How long is 'Eventually'?????
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wot to do Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:47 AM
pray tell me is this NEWS Daily Mirror??
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chris abey Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:44 AM
I said that too but they failed to publish my comment.DM has no better news than talk about this joker all the time.He just wants publicity as he suffers from an inferiority complex.
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Lal.Fernando. Saturday, 25 August 2012 02:24 AM
Mervyn I am sure you are brain dead. Just ignore this joker.
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vik Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:47 AM
very true!
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silva Saturday, 25 August 2012 01:39 AM
Sri Lanka has the worst set of politicians on the planet.
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Incroyable! Friday, 24 August 2012 11:12 PM
Cet homme est fou!
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Bagalawathie Friday, 24 August 2012 10:19 PM
You are spot on Ferizani. Why is the media wasting time and space for this Mahinda Rajapakse's servant. This is not newsworthy.
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Banda Friday, 24 August 2012 05:53 PM
Ignore him and useless statements. This man is trying to draw people attention towards him and enjoy cheap publicity.
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RamUk Friday, 24 August 2012 12:41 PM
no differance.....
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kumaraya Friday, 24 August 2012 05:27 PM
Crude and crass. And this man sits in our Parliament.
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Manoj DXB Friday, 24 August 2012 05:01 PM
Excpet one thing that is your brain . all other organs are fuctioning well we know it
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mr. gamarala Friday, 24 August 2012 04:47 PM
if mervyn Jr does not work, it is not celibacy; its life.
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Haasya Friday, 24 August 2012 04:53 PM
OMG, what next. ? We were hoping to propose a union between him and Jayalalitha
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kumisura Friday, 24 August 2012 04:28 PM
For sheer crudity this man takes the cake! How will we EVER improve "our image abroad" with this level of ministerial material?
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dass Friday, 24 August 2012 04:11 PM
"Onnnaa Kiwwa"
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if thesangaralingham Friday, 24 August 2012 03:21 PM
for inner peace.
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Shehan Jayawardene Friday, 24 August 2012 02:50 PM
He would be better off entering mental institution to check if he has a brain before enters into a life of celibacy... :)
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Dayan Friday, 24 August 2012 03:08 PM
All the organs meant........except the VERY TOP PART.....I guess
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