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Deputy Minister of Labour Mervin Silva today said that he has injections for the rabid dogs that inhabit the neighbourhood of the national Universities.

 “I have injections for the rabid dogs that inhabit the neighbourhood of the national Universities and also have injections for those who make them crazy too,” Minister Silva said addressing function in Kiribathgoda.

He also said that for those who have varying ailments, treatments are given to their bodies, heads, and stomachs. But, I am the only doctor for rabies. Come to Kelaniya for treatment, if needed, even the Kelani River is also there.”

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  • steven Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:07 PM

    I believe the lethal injection is waiting for you in the future

    wasala Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:07 PM

    Budu Ammo Mage Vasthuwe......where were you all these days?

    Oh yes we know you have injections, who else would have if you don't. But we were wondering why no noise even when kelaniya uni students were running riot in support of the ruhunu ones?

    Where were you eththatama? Injections .... well is that your new job? Heard Angoda hospital staff grumbling that a stock of injections has gone missing.......

    dpl Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:07 PM

    you are not a doctor. but you are alabour in the C.W.E.

    Neomal Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:08 PM

    He has injections. He has ropes. He even has a quack Doctorate. What more makes a person a grand thug?

    panakku Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:10 PM

    someone please kill this guy!

    silva Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:11 PM

    Please inject one for you...

    sw Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:11 PM

    He should try it out on himself first to make sure it works.

    pamodha Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:11 PM

    Machang mervin, would you mind giving one to Athauda?
    I think he has gone completely mad. Very unfortunate. Only you can cure him..... pleeeease

    Katussa Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:14 PM

    The 'Doctor' should heal himself first by injecting himself with the medicine he says that he has for rabid dogs. He certainly needs it badly!!!!!

    dilan Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:16 PM

    self inject it Dr.

    Skooby Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:18 PM

    Mervyn just had to come up with something fast because Wimal was stealing the limelight in recent times. Oh, we will miss him so if he is not there anymore! Give us another one,please Doctor!!

    Obelix Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:31 PM

    He does not need the injection,

    mike Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:33 PM

    Mervin uncle why not go to World Health Organaization to get the patent right for your new drug that will bring enournomous exchange to our country,and to the whole world that has student unrest..Habai balaganai ONE SHOT IS OUT ON THESE DAYS?

    Obelix Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:38 PM

    A complex which may be due to the fact that he has had no proper education leave aside a university education. I think this is called a inferiority complex.

    JC Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:40 PM

    The Real Injection will be given to you when SF come in to power.You will be followed with others....

    Sapumal Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:42 PM

    What about if they going to have the same injection for you.Then it is going to be disaster and I cant imagine about the outcome.I think it is better to keep your mouth from disasterouse conseqences! \We have seen many people much better than you .Where are they now?

    Jim Dougal Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:42 PM

    What a thoroughly vile human being, but then I guess we all knew that. It is just that when one thinks that Mervin can sink no lower, he does.

    bernard Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:47 PM

    Don't just bark like a dog. Why not pay a visit to Kelaniya University with your injections?

    jinga Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:49 PM

    i think these JVP union buggers should be given the INJECTION !!!

    callistus Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:54 PM

    Yes Sir, please sort these guys out, doesn't matter how sir. We need people like you to sort these hooligans out.

    jayam Thursday, 21 October 2010 03:58 PM

    Aha, you are back in the seat again?. heading for another trouble?. mind your business man.

    chandana Thursday, 21 October 2010 04:05 PM

    I can't wait to see this stupid guy going after university students. One thing is sure; he will learn a lesson for his life time if he going to hang around universities.

    LannkaMan Thursday, 21 October 2010 04:10 PM

    "Old dogs cannot learn new tricks"

    pandula Thursday, 21 October 2010 04:11 PM

    Who are we to oppose you Sir you are the pet boy of MR and we are helpless student. We have all the facilities to contunie our education smoothly since people who dont pass the OL is being a minister in our area.

    oooman Thursday, 21 October 2010 04:15 PM

    better inject them into your of the most wanted stupid speaker...

    oooman Thursday, 21 October 2010 04:16 PM

    yeah...may be a big one...

    Nayana, Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:14 PM

    The so called "doctor" should perhaps take a shot of his own medicine.

    polkiccha Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:18 PM

    obviously a rabid dog knows about rabid dogs more than anyone else

    Jehan Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:22 PM

    Your Dr. stands for dog rehab. So take one injection for your self and give rest to your thugs

    namal Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:28 PM

    u should get injected first with everyone in this administration who robbing , and stealing general public every single day, go to hell mervin

    SW Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:29 PM

    Uni Students may do craz....but like to see this idiots goes to Kaleniya Uni wto get his own injection back in his ass.

    Calistus Jayatilleke Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:36 PM

    Looks like the rabid dog has not learnt a lesson even after that shameless misadventure at Rupavahini a couple of years ago. If he is really hell bent on administering his injections on the undergraduates, then let him start with Kelaniya University to see if he will come out in one piece. Sadlu one can only expect such cheap reactions from third grade uneducated politicians who started their lives as labourers.

    rosh Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:38 PM

    I dont mind if atleast he can control these barberians

    dilip fernando Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:49 PM

    you are not worth of commenting,lucky,still there are silly,uneducated thugs around you.we should thank you ,wimal weerawansa,mahinda,gota and the gang for making people understand how you all are underestimating the poor srilankans!!

    Izy Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:50 PM

    You might want to go back to Rupavahini to check IF the injection that you have really works. That's the best place you can go to check on the authenticity of the injection BUT dont forget to take some colouring

    Antony Fernando Thursday, 21 October 2010 06:51 PM

    Compare with you who are Ranjan, Rajiv, Gamini,Premadasa, Lalith, Jeyayaraj. You should taste 0.38 nugget. How much you want. 1 enough?. or more. It will come to you & your gang soon in the Kelaniya area itself. Till then may Jarapakses bless you. Stupid dog.

    Manike Thursday, 21 October 2010 07:24 PM

    How can responsible people in our country act so funny?

    Lokka Thursday, 21 October 2010 07:30 PM

    Aren't these injections you have for personal use?

    OMEGA Thursday, 21 October 2010 07:33 PM


    kapu Thursday, 21 October 2010 07:43 PM

    Machan mervin, money talk bullshit w...?

    kapu Thursday, 21 October 2010 07:45 PM

    I have too

    Tissa Godagama Thursday, 21 October 2010 07:59 PM

    Sir, Please inject one to Udul Premaratne. He is the biggest trouble maker with this university kadikulappuwa.

    sham Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:02 PM

    oh. yes. "sudu van" wala yana ayatath une me tikama neda? wathure paa novenda bada palala, oluwa palala, muudata damma neda.? me para kelani gagatada?.

    Gamini W Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:08 PM

    Mr Callistus,
    If you call the University students hooligans, what do you call people of Mervin Silva's calibre? A pig eating his own shit, perhaps!

    Sharma Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:14 PM

    Not only ministers they have doctrates too.

    prabath Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:20 PM

    may be still have some left what he got from "RUPAVAHINI"

    raymond Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:24 PM

    Let him self-inject his lethal injection. Something that he richly deserves!!

    Lal. Fernando Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:40 PM

    This man makes me sick.What is he talking about.Send him back to the co operative and let him do the work what he used to.Un educated man opening his big mouth.As the saying goes, no ripple to be seen in a filled glass.

    Lankan Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:44 PM

    Better use those rabies injcetion himself and bath in keleni river on a flood day.....and thats the day the mother named srilanka will wash out her future

    prad Thursday, 21 October 2010 08:50 PM

    We can market under name of "Dr Balu Mervin's Magic"

    Edward Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:15 PM

    Uttering Threats are criminal offence under the law. This man should be brought before a court.

    Kalani Raja Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:20 PM

    It appears that the injection given to you by the staff at Rupavahini corporation has expired. So you might as well get another one.

    Andrew Dias Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:37 PM

    Why waste money on "injections'? Ask the Kelaniya mango trees to tie them up.

    tishan Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:45 PM

    AAndu balayata muwa wela katamatha dodawana hiwalek.

    wickremasinghe Dilip Thursday, 21 October 2010 09:49 PM

    Dear Minister .Mervin,if what we read is true ,You must be more diplomatic in the future about what you say.

    milli Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:01 PM

    Does anyone know where I can watch this speech of merv's. Sounds like a classic one. I'm in need of a good laugh!

    Haven't had my Mervin fix for a long time!!

    gotapakaya Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:18 PM

    sufficient trees in the country.

    Lasan de Silva Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:24 PM

    We both are Silvas and from Down South.Brother when traitors try to sabotage our country, no mater who they are what they are we have to finish them from the bottom.

    People can say things about you.But,honestly you are the right guy to be around our President.I hope he will appoint you as the Minister of education.......:)

    mano Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:26 PM

    Who let the dog out!

    Sarath Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:34 PM

    Everyone in the country knows you are the worse RABIES DOG in the country at present. I wonder whether you LICK - SB and ATHAUDA recently? They are also trying to BARK like you !!!!

    MP Thursday, 21 October 2010 10:47 PM

    Merv... Y dont you try it out with your own Son Malaka , he is the ideal man to try this new lethal injection....

    Smart Aleck Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:08 PM

    Let us hope that at least one rabid dog will be eliminated. The Rupavahini women almost succeeded.

    ranjith Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:23 PM

    or give himared dye treatment again.

    GUNAPALA Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:24 PM


    Sathi Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:30 PM

    It is pathetic to hear such thiings from our politicians. I am not sure why other leaders of our country, who are educated, respected and who can see right from wrong tollerating these types of threats. i can only say god bless Sri Lanka

    TOEJOE Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:33 PM

    You rabid dog

    milli Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:38 PM

    He doesn't deserve to be called "Sir"

    sam Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:39 PM

    this is kalanya university product.

    Motta Mervyn Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:40 PM


    Ranjit De A Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:54 PM

    You are a god Mr Minister. Many people need your treatment. I can send you more injections if you run short of them.

    Saradial Thursday, 21 October 2010 11:59 PM

    Give one to your Boss, he is mad.

    Shivanka David Friday, 22 October 2010 12:09 AM

    he's such a good joker for MR, and that is why MR won't get rid of him from the parliament .

    Percy Mandawala Friday, 22 October 2010 12:35 AM

    Just take out your security and come. People will do the rest.

    Jayantha Friday, 22 October 2010 12:46 AM

    Two places the Doc needs to be injected, around his skull and under his navel. Let the injections be powerful enough to remove all that venom in him.

    Mike Brown Friday, 22 October 2010 12:52 AM

    There's no worst Rabid Dog than Mervyn in Sri Lanka. One fine day he will get the injection though his donkey head.

    Katussa Friday, 22 October 2010 12:55 AM

    Kill him slowly!!!!

    elmo Friday, 22 October 2010 12:59 AM

    it is the dogs who should have the injections against getting mervinitis

    Siri Friday, 22 October 2010 01:20 AM

    Says a lot about the intelligence of Sri Lankan electorate who elected garbage like this, Rajitha, SB, Wimal etc. Utter disgrace to a Nation that was once great.

    MagodisThuma Friday, 22 October 2010 01:23 AM

    Mervin Inject it to the Mad Boss of ANTHARE.... ASAP !

    gamed77 Friday, 22 October 2010 01:29 AM

    come on Sir, All above envy your guts. All of us in SL know that our people need injections and ropes from time to time. We need many Mervyns to change their attitudes. All these critics spend most of their time critisizing government inefficiency and lethargy. Mervyn has answers.

    I, for one know that Mr MS can get a road carpeted in 2 weeks, whwn the local RDA, RDA and all those money-suckers were dragging their paws for 10 years , giving lame excuses.

    Go for it Mr MS, the JVP leaders in our Universities all need the lethal injection and the Kelani River. I am with you...

    Lanka Friday, 22 October 2010 01:38 AM

    This is the worst thing to happen when the government, university teachers, professionals and concerned students are trying to address this problem in universities. I feel that he should inject himself first before threatening others or visit Rupavahini for a booster shot!

    Senerath Friday, 22 October 2010 01:46 AM

    when we remember how hardly we took the education i have strong disgust on poeple who doing riots in universities and ruin free education and public money. they deserve such action and we are with you Dr. Silva.

    haris Friday, 22 October 2010 02:16 AM

    in your dreams


    ajith Friday, 22 October 2010 02:18 AM

    Mervyn, Stick to eradicating dengue, you already have rabies.

    azath Friday, 22 October 2010 02:22 AM

    Mad dog thinks others mad dogs

    mike Friday, 22 October 2010 02:39 AM

    I really like this guy dutu gamunu, imaging if he is our president,

    Rayn Friday, 22 October 2010 02:43 AM

    Heal thyself first.

    citizen1 Friday, 22 October 2010 02:57 AM

    Don't even go there!!

    Boooru Friday, 22 October 2010 03:31 AM

    Mervin, Are you reading these comments. shame.

    Sanj Friday, 22 October 2010 04:03 AM

    I'm thinking which "DOG" to get first injection "Doctor"

    Sanj Friday, 22 October 2010 04:06 AM

    YEs you can go to hell with him...

    Kalani Raja Friday, 22 October 2010 04:43 AM

    The injection should be given to the person who offered him the doctorate. Friday, 22 October 2010 04:50 AM

    wankam mervin, you have become a big clown in sri lanka
    arnt u shame about you or -have you gone mad ???
    just dont act like a stupid- shame your self or go to angoda mental hospital for treatment and get well soon
    we are praying for you

    Ravi Friday, 22 October 2010 04:56 AM

    Sorry, he can't read only talk....DR on taking shit...

    Game kolla Friday, 22 October 2010 04:57 AM

    The private TV channel which give this idiot a boosting power by appointing him as a judge in a "STAR" show must be given a Injection.

    Saradial Friday, 22 October 2010 05:08 AM

    He cannot read and write English.

    Oyage sudu kella Friday, 22 October 2010 05:15 AM

    Aiyo... I like your injection Merv.

    Magay Panay Friday, 22 October 2010 05:37 AM


    shane Friday, 22 October 2010 05:39 AM

    srilanka is heading to s...!

    Moothy Friday, 22 October 2010 05:58 AM


    U-caliptus Friday, 22 October 2010 06:13 AM

    In case you call the foremost thug in the Island Sir and the University Students why struggle for their rights hooligans. Why don't you go for a check up for your mental condition?

    S.Herath Friday, 22 October 2010 06:35 AM

    Yes, Rabid Dr(Dog) Murvyn Silva, One fine day we can see you are floating in the Kelani River!

    Lalith Friday, 22 October 2010 06:46 AM

    Mervyn can provoke reactions from public like no other on many topics. Keep up the good work MS. Provoke discussion, but do not harm people, please. This is press freedom at its best.

    Priyangika Perera Friday, 22 October 2010 07:05 AM

    Take one of the injections to your mouth Idiot.

    Siripala Friday, 22 October 2010 07:07 AM

    You would better have it by yourself.

    Siripala Friday, 22 October 2010 07:08 AM

    Dreams comme true !

    Jonie Friday, 22 October 2010 07:09 AM

    You too should get one from Mervyn.

    Oyage Podi Guru Friday, 22 October 2010 07:57 AM

    The state of mind and of things in this land is very sick!

    Holman Friday, 22 October 2010 09:04 AM

    Better he injects his son first.

    Roshan DW Friday, 22 October 2010 10:48 AM

    Dr Mervyn you are a very popular man,congratulations.See the number of comments,its a record.

    gemba Friday, 22 October 2010 11:41 AM

    Ane mage pana, mervn.

    nish Friday, 22 October 2010 11:48 AM

    He will get his lethal injection very soon ! Too much of anything as the old Sinhala saying goes is not advisable and this guy certainly has overstepped his boundaries long ago .

    Ahamed Friday, 22 October 2010 12:14 PM

    Srilanka political motto "We shall make thugs on throne"

    sam Friday, 22 October 2010 01:13 PM

    give to injection who give to you doctorate.

    Samantha Friday, 22 October 2010 03:40 PM

    The lower educated person (may be OL or AL) plan to resolve higher education matters in poorest way

    sampath Friday, 22 October 2010 04:40 PM

    grate, give them a lesson, this is a bldy shame fr the cty,dont let these iditos involved politics, student should study for better tmrw.

    Hasitha Friday, 22 October 2010 05:03 PM

    U'll need something more than just the injections to tame these street/stray dogs @ university!

    American Friday, 22 October 2010 05:06 PM

    A milk injection...

    Oshanda Friday, 22 October 2010 10:54 PM

    For the first time in m life I agree with him,
    These university students are like crazy dogs, eating our tax money so to control pack of dogs u need a another Animal.

    raymond Saturday, 23 October 2010 12:31 AM

    Mervin has already injected Paba!!!

    Lalith Saturday, 23 October 2010 01:54 AM

    Take one injection yourself first, you need it more than anybody else. Let people express their views but not against their motherland, like the traitor SF did.

    shiranga Perera Saturday, 23 October 2010 05:31 AM

    Who gave your the No Objection Certifiacte (NOC).Give the first injection dose to that person.

    pol atha Saturday, 23 October 2010 11:34 PM

    kalanya university has thugs. like him. have to take care. but dont give to him contract. we dont want to see whole country become mervinisation.

    Hamlet Sunday, 24 October 2010 03:25 AM

    Please arrest this man for practising as Vet without Veterinary qualifications. No one should be allowed to practise a profession without qualifications.

    Ina Sunday, 06 March 2011 04:44 AM

    I think Mervin Silva is mentally disturbed. He needs some very urgent attention.

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