Polls Chief describes the three states a boozer can attain!

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The Elections Chief at a recent media briefing explained to the journos the circumstances that lead to political clashes.

He said that these clashes could be prevented or reduced to the bare minimum, if the political party activists are kept away from liquor. Once drunk, these activists would go insane, he said. To drive home his point, the Elections Chief said: “There are three drunken states a tippler or a boozer would usually reach.
His eardrum ruptures when he reaches the first stage. At the second stage, his head dips into his pocket. When the boozer reaches the third stage, he would call his dog ‘machang’ and he himself would move on his fours!”

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ANTON Sunday, 23 August 2015 12:37 PM

AND THE FORTH STAGE .... GAANIGEN KOHU PAARA"

EXPAT Sunday, 23 August 2015 12:57 PM

actually there are 5 states of drunkenness , as i learnt in university.
1. mee padama - meeya (rat) is a silent creature so at this stage the drunk becomes silent, sometimes more silent than when he is sober.
2. gira padama - girawa (parrot) is a talkative creature so at this stage the drunk becomes talkative, jabbering on non-stop.
3. bambara padama - bambara (bee, hornet, wasp - take ur pick) is an active creature so at this stage the drunk becomes a singer and a dancer. this is supposed to be the ideal level to be drunk :)
4. kabara padama - kabaraya is used in slang to mean puking so at this state the drunk starts regurgitating all he had before drinking.
5. balu padama - balla (dog) is a 4-legged creature and at this stage the drunk too is on 4 legs!!!

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